it’s censorship!
Whenever I go to make a mildly sexual joke on Twitter, I remember that my step-mother follows me. She even sends me messages on Facebook telling me how funny I am. I’m a grown up, dammit! If I want to talk about butt plugs and ball gags, I can do it without recrim…. aww dammit. Who the hell am I kidding? Anyone want to read 140 characters or less on bunny slippers? Again?
Aaaand, I just remembered that my sister reads my Tumblr. Hi Jo :) Kidding!
You’re gonna have to start a blog none of us knows a thing about. Cause you know I am horrified by your butt plug jokes. Horrified, I tell you.
